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would anyone like to go to Knotts with me...
I just really want to go.
What about Fanfiction scares you?
Alex: It’s not so much that it scares me. It’s that it arouses me to the point that I question my own sexuality. I’ve had sex with so many other people in bands that it scares me.
Jack: It’s awkward. Like “Hey Travis” from We The Kings, “How you doing man?” Uhhhh…
Alex: I've fucked Panic At The Disco, I’ve fucked Cobra Starship, I’ve fucked Fall Out Boy…
Jack: So now when we meet those people it’s awkward.
Alex: It’s like "So… I’ve fucked you in theory," then they're weirded out and it’s awkward for the rest of the day.
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Joke of the day.
jameslafferty23: An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?” “Yes.” “Oui.” “Sí.” “Ja.” I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE. Took me a minute but I got it :))))
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I'm a Holiday Virgin.
myshatteredh0pes: bluroad: elixiroverdose: Never had a New Year’s Kiss. Never had a Valentine Kiss. Never spent time with someone on Valentine’s Day. Never had a Valentine. Never had a kiss under the mistletoe. Never been taken out during Christmas. Click here if you’re awkward! let it change this and the upcoming year -v- <3 lolol I haven’t gotten my first anything, I’M AN...
Speaking 2 languages in a sentence because you're...
“Can I have some water, por favor?”
Kids are so different now...
How I acted as a kid: How kids act today: