January 2012
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Uh, why cant Gideon try to set me up with Spencer? I’m not a fan of football but I’d watch it if it meant spending an evening with Spence.
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“OCD? I’m thinking more like OMG.”
– Morgan - S1E2
December 2011
Today I'm hanging out with my best friends.
heartosoul:
Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Joey… Friends for life.
this actually sounds awesome right now.
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Not making a resolution since I always forget what it is I promised I’d change about myself. That and this new year is already starting to suck. No plans but to watch tv shows and read books on my mac like I do everyday. Oh, and also feel sorry for myself. My life is so exciting. OH WAIT. I’m going to watch the movie New Years Eve and get a head start on my pity party.
hoshaway:
silly australians
it’s not really new years until it’s new years in AMERICA
this applies to all the places around the world where it’s already the 1st.
myspacedotcom asked: holy shit, yes, I have a Califonia ID.
myspacedotcom asked: KARLA SO CONAN WUT
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clarkedoesitbetter:
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically me: doesn’t taste like.. Biology Teacher: me: student: Biology Teacher: me: student: me: whoops
child predator: I have candy come in my van
me: no thanks
predator: I have wifi come in my van
me: ok
Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michele Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michele Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
