Word Vomit

thestarryeyes:

danshura:

when people you hate get into things you like

when people you like get into things you hate

coffeeandvonnegut:

guys, have you ever googled bunnies yawning 

nasty-otter:

it could be worse your mom could always be

MRS. BENSON

littlelioncass:

Quoth the raven.

“Ya nasty.”

and-idmarryyouharry:

NO. NO, WE DIDN’T.

joceln:

canada looks really broken

u ok canada

groovymuttations:

“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on

themorningskyline:

avatarstateyipyip:

pizzaforpresident:

So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….

i dont wanna witness a real zombie apocalypse :( 

conversationparade:

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill