NO. NO, WE DIDN’T.
“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on
- friend: there's a life outside the internet
- me: link me
- Zayn: Cologne, very seductive and spicy.
- Louis: Fruity and fabulous, like Viva La Juicy.
- Liam: Cute and floral, very light.
- Harry: Loud and strong, when you walk into the room, you smell it.
- Niall: Someday by Justin Bieber
So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
i dont wanna witness a real zombie apocalypse :(
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
- Teacher: Schools almost over
- Teacher: and this is crazy
- Teacher: but here's three projects
- Teacher: due by friday