venusaurphobia:

yo one time we filled a pinata with bagels and brought it to a birthday party and no one laughed when it broke open and the first bagel fell out like it was dead silent

Hahaha. Where’s the cream.cheese? I’d be happy if there was cream cheese.

(via jazzsaibot)

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